{"product_id":"everybodys-merry-but-my-wallet-western-santa-christmas-tee-for-dad","title":"Everybody's Merry But My Wallet | Western Santa Christmas Tee for Dad","description":"\u003ch3\u003eEverybody's Merry But My Wallet 🎅💸\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChristmas is magical... right up until Dad checks the bank account!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive the cowboy in your life a laugh this season with our \u003cstrong\u003eEverybody's Merry But My Wallet\u003c\/strong\u003e tee. The back features a vintage-inspired Western Santa in his cowboy hat and star buckle, peeking into an empty wallet with snowy pines and a rustic fence behind him. The front keeps it simple with a small KJK Essentials chest logo, just like a classic men's tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy He'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🤠 Funny Western Santa design on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎄 Small KJK Essentials logo on the front chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☕ Soft Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 The perfect Christmas gift or stocking stuffer for Dad, Papa, or your favorite cowboy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e❤️ Pairs great with Mom's Christmas tees for family photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit. Please review the size chart below before ordering. Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Made to order just for you. 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